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Brian Carter Social Media Guy: How to Be A Successful Social Media Guru

  • Trudy · 2 months ago
    Ouch. LOL. Funny post.
  • Mark Joyner · 2 months ago
    Sadly true.
  • stevenpaulmatusmoto · 2 months ago
    Well Brian, I seem to fit 6 of the 7 you mentioned above. I'll leave to your readers to determine which. Great post my friend, it was a true laugh out loud moment.

    Cheers,

    Steven Paul Matsumoto
  • briancarter · 2 months ago
    lol well yer alright in my book for having a sense of humor about it :-)

    btw if I ever show signs of balding at all, I will join you.
  • briancarter · 2 months ago
    dang it
  • "CoachDeb" Micek · 2 months ago
    ahhh bummer!
    not willing to shave my head bald
    :( boo
    no WONDER women don't catch a break!
    it's the bald resistence that hods em back!
  • bsimi · 2 months ago
    Being involved in Social Media hard work - Following your 7- Steps PRICELESS !
    Too funny...
  • Russell · 2 months ago
    I need some new clothes...
  • Contempt · 2 months ago
    You forgot "have myspace, facebook, and twitter - send same messages to all at same time."
  • Jyl Johnson Pattee · 2 months ago
    I think Larry needs to do number 1! He sooooooo needs to be an SM Guru—even if its only from within the walls of his trailer.
  • briancarter · 2 months ago
    Well he already did the Redneck Twitter Tips! http://briancartersocialmedia.blogspot.com/2009...

    But Larry could never be bald. At least not in the mullet back of the head part of him.
  • Vanessa Capozzi · 2 months ago
    I recently worked for someone EXACTLY like this. Too, too, too funny! Even though he constantly calls himself an "all around good guy" (who does that by the way???), he isnt' at all like able. This is too funny and incredibly ironic!
  • briancarter · 2 months ago
    lol that is weird, calling yourself an all around good guy repeatedly- sounds like the behavior of Mark Whitacre from "The Informant"- but in his head- this guy says it out loud.
  • Vanessa Capozzi · 2 months ago
    Not only does he say it to people when describing himself. He also states it in all of his online profiles. He couldn't be further from a good guy so maybe he thinks the more he says it the more it "might" come true. Who knows.
  • Janet M. Kennedy · 2 months ago
    Thank you! Thank You! It is all clear now and I shall go forth and become "guru-ized". But as a woman I would rather not shave my head. Have you got 7 suggestions for being a Social Media Maven that would allow me to keep my hair?